I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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