So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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