And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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