By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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