he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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