Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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