Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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