K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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