return my video game
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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