The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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