In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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