i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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