I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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