are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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