either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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