He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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