I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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