Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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