So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Life is so much better after having sex.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize
