only if we run a train.
done.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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