I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
