This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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