Pants 0. Shit 1.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I have surprise drugs for everyone
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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