I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
