I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I currently don't understand fingers.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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