I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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