she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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