Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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