"it" just moved
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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