"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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