He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Randomize