shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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