Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I want to be your penis for a week.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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