: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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