People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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