And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
A bitchslap is in order.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
