Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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