Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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