Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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