Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
