Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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