the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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