id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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