that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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