The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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