He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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