why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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