have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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