Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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