Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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