hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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