So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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