So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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