Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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