he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I checked into jail on foursquare
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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